SumSum

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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deadassmccree:
“ commandtower-solring-go:
“ dpdchxkenpachi:
“ commandtower-solring-go:
“ dpdchxkenpachi:
“ swan2swan:
“ skeletim:
“ precumming:
“ Wtf…
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holy SHIT
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Do not doubt a god.
”
I don’t get it
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The original Twitch plays pokemon was a Twitch...
precumming

Wtf…

skeletim

holy SHIT

swan2swan

Do not doubt a god.

dpdchxkenpachi

I don’t get it

commandtower-solring-go

The original Twitch plays pokemon was a Twitch based event from a few years back where users of the Twitch Chat could submit button presses based on the layout of an old Game Boy to play Pokemon Red.

Eventually they did manage to beat the game. But along the way it had sparked a huge following and somehow developed it’s own lore based on the pokemon caught and the names they were given. However, at Mount Moon, Twitch decided to take the Helix Fossil, an item that could be used to acquire an Omanyte later in the game. 

Due to the nature of the system, a lot of the time the character just would walk around in circles for hours on end, and one thing that would happen constantly would be that they would open their item menu and try to ‘use’ the Helix Fossil. Since the item had no function, people adopted the idea that they were ‘consulting’ the Helix Fossil for advice, and that it was their lord and saviour.

What makes this Lady Helix so incredible is that, there was an incredibly small chance that they would get to Wonder Trade. And knowing wonder trade, the pokemon you’ll get in return is impossible to predetermine. So for not only them to get an Omanyte, is amazing. But the fact that that Omanyte references explicitly the events of he previous TPP, is nuts 

dpdchxkenpachi

I knew that Twitch plays Pokémon was wild I had no idea that the lore ran this deep. Haha that’s amazing

commandtower-solring-go

Oh it gets way better. Due to the random arse nicknames the pokemon got, they adopted monikers to go with it. I’ll run through a couple

ABBBBBBBK( was the starter pokemon, Charmander and was nicknamed Abby. However was released.

JLVWNNOOOO was the player’s Ratata, nicknamed Jay Leno. It was released with Abby, following due to loyalty

aaabaaajss was the TPP Pidgeot, the strongest pkemon on the team, and was chosen by the Helix Fossile. It was nicknamed Bird Jesus. 

Eevee the false prophet, sent by the Dome Fossil. Evolved into Flareon and was released

AATTVVV was the team’s Venomoth, lovingly nicknamed the All Terrain Venomoth. One of the final party.

AA-j was the team’s Zapdos, caught with a masterball and was dubbed Battery Jesus. however, he was a false prophet. Only a short time after it’s capture on the 11th day were a great deal of pokemon were released. It did, however, make it to the end of the game.

AAAAAAAAAA or also known as The Fonz was also one of the last members in the party. A Nidoking that helped leave the team to victory.

I only saw a little bit of the actual stream, but I followed the whole thing. it was amazing. 

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deadassmccree

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tanoshi

Please call me baby

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“baby can you get me some tea”
“baby you’re so beautiful”
“baby what do you want to watch”
“baby can we go to sleep”
“baby i’m sleepy”
“baby i want you”
“baby i miss you”
“baby did you ask your mom”
“baby can you come see me this weekend”
“baby you make me so wet”
“baby, i just wanted to call you baby”
“baby look”
“baby come here”
“baby i have to tell you something”
“baby”

Whatever the situation is, sometimes… the word “baby” from the right person is all you need to hear.

Please call me baby.

countupyoursins

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